Fucking VH1. Has it really been long enough for anyone to be feeling nostalgic over this shit? I'll fondly remember the kid from Jerry Maguire when he's actually old enough to get a DUI or busted with a prostitute, thank you very much.

I do like people making fun of Oasis though. New Beatles my ass.

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I know this is sooo last week, but how does setting an embassy on fire prove that you're not a terrorist? I think we've given these psychos about as much understanding as they deserve. It's just not cultural differences anymore. When every unkind thing said about Muhammad is answered with fatwa death sentences and torching embassies, it's time to stop making excuses for these fucks.

"But what if the Danish newspapers had been making fun of Jesus?"

There's no equivalency here. TshirtHell.com makes fun of Jesus all the time. No one's set them on fire.

Denmark started it!

Those evil Danish, ruthlessly upholding their "freedom of speech". It'd be one thing if it was us. I understand the world sees America as its Nasty Nate, just waiting for a chance to cornhole ya. But fucking Denmark? There's something just fundamentally wrong with your thinking when Denmark is topping the list for evil Western infidels.

Terrorists are only a small portion of Islam!

That bit has worn thin. Yes, the majority of Muslims are not terrorists. But they are in the terrorist's cheering section. They're not on our side. You don't have a 9/11 block party to celebrate people you're morally opposed to. The only reason they even try to distance themselves for their buddies is because they own houses. Houses we can bomb. It's a bit different for them than the guys living in a cave in the desert.

And before some liberal bitch calls me on it, I'm not talking about Muslims who live here. I think they probably enjoy living in a place that's not a desert, and have a genuine interest in not having the place they live blown up. But when the spokesman from Bumfuckistan gets on television to yell at us after the latest attack, I'm not inclined to think the Bumfuckis are our friends.

I don't agree with Dennis Miller on alot of things, but for once I think he's right in saying that we need to acknowledge that Islamic Fundamentalists are out to kill us, regardless of how un-P.C. that fact is.